Stressed? I’ve Got 7 Answers.

Been a little stressed lately? Reports stacking up? That bird outside your window chirping like it’s auditioning for Broadway? Living in Chicago? Baltimore? D.C.? Anywhere in the U.S. where the seasons change but the chaos doesn’t? Back-to-school madness, football season tailgates, holiday prep—and it’s already a full-blown circus. Well, my friends, short of a mobile bar and a Leprechaun with free Percocet, I’ve got seven glorious, semi-magical stress solutions to help you reclaim your sanity.